Michael Klebanov. Often referred to as Mickey Klebanov. What a wuss. M-I-C
K-E-Y M O U S E..you know it. This "Mickey" likes cheese and admits to it.
Freak. Who likes cheese, especially with a name like Mickey. Could he be
any more like a cartoon character? He laughs like Minnie Mouse on speed.
He wears those suspenders with the big buttons. He even named his dog Pluto.
Besides the fact he is always running around with only a shirt on like Donald
Duck. Loser. He likes to play chess, but really when he finished his move
he fantasizes about how much he loves his opponent and that he really doesn't
want to beat them, but how they could be lovers. He constantly goes to the
bathroom, twice every hour. Could anyone have a worse bladder problem? What
a loser. Mickey, on many occasions, snuck into the boys locker room, just
to "take a peek." I am glad he isn't in my gym class. For those of you who
haven't realized this yet, Mickey is a boy, yes, a boy. It is hard to imagine,
but yes. M-I-C K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E mickey mouse..la dee da... la dee dee....
