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quotes to live by
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"Confusion is a factor of ignorance. Ignorance is a factor of Canada."
"Be careful when you seek the answer, because the question can be your answer, and the answer can be your question, and neither can be answerable nor questionable.
"Risk is the fundamental flaw of human ignorance."
In the words of the great Ferrari, "cock sucker for u liao, u suck mi no lick u suck too??, wah lau"
"Laughter is a function of hope. Hope is the bane of mankind. Through despair you will achieve hope, and through hope you will achieve despair, and thus you will encounter death."
"The paradoxal nature of truth is such that you can never escape a lie, but a lie will always escape you."
"The soul is the gateway to your inner self. Your inner self is one ugly mofo."
"If the gloss of time wears dull, it will be sheathed with the impurity of the past."
"Mockery is the symbol of the mockingbird. Sing bitch, sing."
"Our ancient traditions bind us to mediocrity, and thus with this parting I bid thee a quick death."
"The cycle of life follows three distinct stages: Ignorance, Arrogance, and Senility. Bypass all three and proceed straight to alcoholism."
"Man's greatest accomplishment will be his realization that there's nothing to accomplish."
"The only difference between reality and a dream is that when it's a dream, we're positive it's reality, and when it's reality we're positive we're dreaming."
- A & E